Are you surprised? — It finally happened: I got married and it was amazing. The only thing is? I did not have sex on my wedding night. It’s funny. I used to think my wedding night would be the first time I ever had sex. And in reality? I did not even have sex…

There are rules… and she is willing to break them. — I have a lot of male patients. They come to me to talk about their wives, to talk about their terrible bosses, and to talk to me about their sexual fantasies. They think they are so original. So unique. None of them are. Except for Walker. Walker is a very…

Yes, the washing machine is fun, but let’s get more creative. — Where are you having sex in your house? Your bed? The couch? The same place where you always have sex? Same here, friend. And for the most part, that’s good with me. I don’t need to be wild all around the house every time I have sex. …

It is the motherf*cking Handmaid’s Tale up in here — So, here we are. Watching our work come undone. Watching men tell us what we can and cannot do with our own bodies. The Supreme Court has voted to overturn Roe V. Wade. And it feels fucking terrifying. There are states — including mine — waiting in the wings to impose strict abortion laws. Waiting to control our bodies. …

Here’s the rundown. — And we are back with another recap! Unlike the woman in this photo, I am not rolling in the dough this month. For April, I had my lowest profit month for both my books and my Medium income. It was kind of a bummer. But, this is what it’s like being a writer. You have ups. You have downs. But all the while, I am learning. Last month, I made $183.10 on Medium. …

I know you’re dying to know… — I’m Gigi and I write romance books. You know, the ones that talk about throbbing cocks and sweet cunts. I like the fantasy of romance novels. While I definitely wouldn’t fall for the bad boy in real life, they’re super fun to write. And I may not want my fiancé…

I am so over these, aren’t you? — Mothers have it rough. I’m not a mother, but I hope to be one day, and I am paying attention. I am paying attention to how we treat mothers. And spoiler alert: it is not that great. There is such a high bar set for mothers that it seems like no matter what they do, there is always…

I hate to be the bearer of bad news… — I am about to get married and everyone is asking me the same questions. “Are you nervous?” “Are you getting excited?” Yes, I am getting very excited. Yes, I am nervous. Not about the marriage. More about walking down the aisle with all those eyes on me. …

For one night only, she is all his. — We meet in the hotel room. We don’t say anything when we see each other. What is there to say? I am his for tonight only. It’s an unusual agreement. A strange pact. He is my husband’s best friend. The best man at our wedding. …